QTP : Checking the current displayed window

In most of the case its necessory to check the current displayed or activated window with the expected window or dialog.

 So below is the code to get the Current activated window name

sActiveWindow = Window("ForeGround:=True").GetROProperty("Title")

With the above line sActiveWindow will get the current active window name.

For Example consider we are writing Test cases on calculator.

So expected window is calculator, the commands will be

sActiveWindow = Window("ForeGround:=True").GetROProperty("Title")

sActiveExplorerArray=Split(sActiveWindow," ")

iActiveExplorerArrayElement=Ubound(sActiveExplorerArray)

sActiveExplorer=sActiveExplorerArray(iActiveExplorerArrayElement)

sActiveExplorer will have the string "Calculator"

Check for that

If Lcase(sActiveExplorer)="calculator" then

' Test case is PASS

Else

' Test case is FAIL

End If

Now put every thing Together

sActiveWindow = Window("ForeGround:=True").GetROProperty("Title")

sActiveExplorerArray=Split(sActiveWindow," ")

iActiveExplorerArrayElement=Ubound(sActiveExplorerArray)

sActiveExplorer=sActiveExplorerArray(iActiveExplorerArrayElement)

If Lcase(sActiveExplorer)="calculator" then

' Test case is PASS

Else

' Test case is FAIL

End If

Next level of coding is getting the Expected window Name from Data table 

Code for that is :

iRowNumber=1

DataTable.SetCurrentRow(iRowNumber)

sGetDatatablevalue=DataTable.Value(,dtLocalSheet)

Now we can have an function to check the window name for us. This function will take  column name, row Number as parameters and Return PASS or FAIL

Public Checkwindow(Col_Name,RowNumber)

' Get the current Activated window

sActiveWindow = Window("ForeGround:=True").GetROProperty("Title")

sActiveExplorerArray=Split(sActiveWindow," ")

iActiveExplorerArrayElement=Ubound(sActiveExplorerArray)

sActiveExplorer=sActiveExplorerArray(iActiveExplorerArrayElement)

'Get the Expected Window Name from Data Table

DataTable.SetCurrentRow(RowNumber)

sGetDatatablevalue=DataTable.Value(Col_Name,dtLocalSheet)

'Compare Current and Expected

If Lcase(sActiveExplorer)=Lcase(sGetDatatablevalue) then

' Test case is PASS

Checkwindow="PASS"

Else

' Test case is FAIL

Checkwindow="FAIL"

End If

End Function

Call this function starting of each Test case

If you have any comments please let me know.

Narration

Based on my understanding I assume, there are lot of different ways of narrating stories.

So first as my narration, If anyone ask me to write story. I will narrate as I. Meaning not as an character in the story. this type of narration has some pros and cons.

1. It is easy to explain the concepts

2. It is easy to explain some of things which no one characters know.

3. It is bit tough to explain the feeling of a character.

4. It can be called as plain explanation, as our text books.

Another type of narration is as an character. considering narrator as an hero or heroin.

1. Due to which we can explain all the feelings and thinking point from the character point of view.

2. Some of the common things, it is difficult to explain.

but both are popular, some people like first one some people like the second method.

Now the third one is like Drama, mixer of both. 

If you wants to add more points to it. Please send me comments.

Yours

-Anilkumar

The Thought

As I named my blog as random, I suppose to explain whats the reason behind this, (of course, based on my view). I always assume life is full of unexpected events. No body can set their life with exactly occurring events. 

So life mixes partial set of expected and unexpected events. based on this our mind also changes with time. so based on time we write blogs. Which intern based on the random events or situations happening to our life. 

So why, I named my blogs as RANDOM. Which always reflects my thinking's at time.

Thanks for reading this..wait for some more surprises in future.

-yours 

Anilkumar

ಹೀಗೊಂದು ಕಥೆ

ಹೀಗೊಂದು ಕಥೆ



ನಾನು ಅಜಯ್, ಇದು ನನ್ನ ಕಥೆ, ನಾನು ಈಗ ಭ್SC Fಇನಲ್ ಇಯರ್. ಇಂದು ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ನ ಮೊದಲ. ನಾನೇನು ತುಂಬಾನೇ ಶ್ರಿಮಂಥನಲ್ಲ, ನನ್ನ ಹತಿರ ಇದ್ದುದ್ದೇ ಮೂರೂ ಜೊತೆ ಬಟ್ಟೆ. ಆ ದಿನ ನಾನು ನನ್ನ ಎಸ್ತವಾದ ಡ್ರೆಸ್ ನ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡು ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಗೆ ಹೊರಟೆ.

ನಾನು ದಾರಿ ಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋಗುವಾಗ ನಂಗೆ ಅಂಜಲಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕಳು.

" ಹೇಯ ಅಜಯ್, ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಗೆ ಹೊರಟ?"

"ಹು , ನೀನು?"

"ನಾನು ಕೂಡ, ಬಾ ಇಬ್ರು ನಾನ್ ಕಾರ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋಗೋಣ."

ಅಂಜಲಿ ನನ್ನ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ಮೆಟ್. ಈವತ್ತು ಪಿಂಕ್ ಡ್ರೆಸ್ಸ್ ನ ಹಕಿಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದಿದ್ಲು. ಅವಲು ನನಗಿಂತ ಶ್ರಿಮಂತಳು, ಮತ್ತೆ ನನ್ನ ತುಂಬಾನೆ ಇಸ್ಟ ಪಡುತಿದ್ಲು.ನಾವಿಬ್ರು ಕಾರ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಕುಳಿತು ಕೊಂಡು ಕಾಲೆಜೆ ಗೆ ಹೊರಟೆವು.



"ಹೆಯ್ ಅಜಯ್, ನೆನ್ನೇ ನಾನು ನಿನ್ನ ಒಂದು ಪ್ರೆಶ್ನೆ ಕೆಳ್ದೆ ಅಲ್ವ, ಏನ್ ಡೆcಇಡೆ ಮಾಡಿದೆ?" ಅಂಜಲಿ ಕೆಲಿದಳು.



"ನೆನ್ನೆ ಯಾವ ಪ್ರೆಶ್ನೆ"



"ಹ್ಮ್ಮ್....ಅದೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಇಬ್ಬರ ವಿಷಯ"

ನೆನ್ನೆ ಅಂಜಲಿ ನನ್ನ ತುಂಬಾನೆ ಲೊವೆ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಇದಿನಿ ಅಂತ ಹೆಳಿದ್ಲು. ಬುಟ್ ನಾನು ಮಾತ್ರ ಅವಳ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಆ ತರಹ ಯೊಚನೆನೆ ಮಾಡಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಈತರ ಅವಳು ನನ್ನ ತುಂಬಾನೆ ಸರಿ ಕೆಳಿದ್ಲು, ನಾನು ಕುಡ ಒಂದೆ ತರಹ ಉತ್ರ ಕೊಡಿತಿದ್ದೆ.



"ನೂಡು ಅನ್ಜಲಿ, ನೀನು ಶ್ರಿಮನ್ಟೆ, ಮಟ್ಟೆ ನಾನು ನೆನ್ನ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಆತರ ಯೆನು ಯೊಚನೆ ಮಡಿಲ್ಲ"



"ಹ್ಮ್ಮ್...ಗೊಟ್ಟು, ನೀನು ಯವಗಲು ಆತರನೆ ಹೆಲೊಡು. ಅನ್ಯ್ವಯ್, ಈ ಲಿಕೆ ಯೊಉ ಅನ್ಡ್ ಈ ವಿಲ್ಲ್ ವೈಟ್ ೞೊರ್ ಉ."



"ಸರಿ ಮುನ್ಡೆ ನೊಡ್ಕೊನ್ಡು cಅರ್ ನ ಒಡಿಸು"



ಣಾನು ಕುಡ ಒನ್ಡೊನ್ಡು ಸಾರಿ ಅನ್ಜಲಿ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ತಿನ್ಕ್ ಮಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡೆ. ಅವಲ ಸೌನ್ಡರ್ಯ ಟುಮ್ಬನೆ ಚೆನ್ನಗಿಟ್ಟು. cಒಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲರು ಅವಲನ್ನ ಮತಡ್ಸೊಕೆ ೞಿಘ್ಟ್ ಮಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ರು.



ಣನ್ಗು ಕುಡ ಅವಲ ಮೆಲೆ ಮನಸಿಟ್ಟು ಆಡ್ರೆ, ಸನ್ಗೀಟನ್ನ ನೊಡಿಡ ಮೆಲೆ ನನ್ಗೆ ಯರ ಬಗ್ಗೆನು ಮನಸೆ ಬರ್ತಿರಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಆಡ್ರೆ ಎಲ್ಲ ಹುಡುಗರ ಹಾಗೆ ನಾನು ಆಗಗ ಅನ್ಜಲಿ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ತಿನ್ಕ್ ಮಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡೆ.



ನಗಪ್ಪ ಸಿರ್ ನಮ್ಮ ಮೊಡಲ cಲಸ್ಸ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಂಅಟ್ರಿx ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಪಟ ಮಡ್ತ ಈಡ್ರು. ನಾನು ಕುರ್ತಿಡ್ಡುಡು 4ತ್ ಡೆಸ್ಕ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ, ತಿರ್ಡ್ ಡೆಸ್ಕ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸನ್ಗೀತ ಕುರ್ತ ಎಡ್ಲು. ಅವಗ ಅವಗ ಅವಲು ನನ್ನ ನೊಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಲು. ಸ್ಮಿಲು ಕುಡ ಕೊಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಲು.



cಲಸ್ಸ್ ಮುಗಿಡ ಮೆಲೆ, ಸನ್ಗೀತ ನನ್ನ ಹತ್ರ ಬನ್ಡ್ಲು



"ಆಜಯ್, ನೆನ್ನ ನೊಟೆಸ್ ಕೊಡ್ತಿಯ?"



"ಣೊ ಪ್ರೊಬ್ಲೆಮ್"



"ಮಟ್ಟೆ ನೆನ್ನ ವcಅಟಿಒನ್ಸ್ ಹೆಗೈಟು?"



"ಹ್ಮ್ಮ್, ಬಡ್ರವತಿ ಗೆ ಹೊಗಿಡ್ಡೆ, ಮಟ್ಟೆ ನೆನ್ಡು?"



"ಎಲ್ಲು ಹೊಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ, ಬುಟ್ ನಮ್ಮ ಮವ ಬನ್ಡಿಡ್ರು. ಅವರ ಜ್ಯೊತೆ ಕಲ ಕಲಿತಿಡ್ಡೆ".



"ಒಹ್, ಹ್ಮ್ಮ್..." ನನಗೆ ಈ ವಿಶಯ ಶೊcಕ್ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿಟ್ಟು. ನನ್ಗೆ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಕೊಪನು ಬನ್ತು. ಅವಲ ಮುನ್ಡೆ ಅಡನ್ನ ತೊರಿಸ್ಕೊಲಿಲ್ಲ.



"ಸೊ ವ್ಹಟ್ಸ್ ಉಪ್" ಅನ್ಡೆ.



"ನಮ್ಮ ಮವ, ಮಿಲಿಟರ್ಯ್ ಎನ್ಡ ಲಸ್ಟ್ ಮೊನ್ತ್ ಟನೆ ಬನ್ಡಿಡರೆ...ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಡಿನ ಎಲ್ಲೆ ಎರ್ತರೆ. ಹೆ ಇಸ್ ಹನ್ಡ್ಸೊಮೆ ಅನ್ಡ್ ಸ್ಮರ್ಟ್. ಒನ್ಡಿನ ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬಾ, ಮೀಟ್ ಮಡಿಸುವೆ"



"ಹ್ಮ್ಮ್" ಅನ್ತ ಟಲೆ ಅಲ್ಲಡಿಸಿಡೆ. ಅವಲು ಹೊಡಮೆಲೆ ನಾನು ಅವಲ ಮವನ ಬಗ್ಗೆನೆ ಚಿಟಸ ಟೊಡಗಿಡೆ. ಅವಲ ಮವ ಹೆಗಿರಬಹುಡು. ನನಗಿನ್ತ ಸ್ಮರ್ಟ್ ಅನ್ಡ್ ಹನ್ಡ್ಸೊಮೆ ಆ?



cಒಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ನಿನ್ಡ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊಗೊವಗ ಧಿನೆಶ್ ಸಿಕ್ಡ. ಡಿನೆಶ್ ನನ್ನ cಲೊಸೆ ೞ್ರಿಎನ್ಡ್. ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಸನ್ಗೀತ್ನ ಅನ್ನ. ಊG ನಲ್ಲಿ ಊಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡ.



"ಃಐ ಡಿನೆಶ್, ಹೊಗೊನ?"



"ಎಲ್ಲಿಗೆ"



"ಮನೆಗೆ, ನಾನು ಮಟ್ಟೆಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ಹೊಗುವೆ. ನಿನ್ತರ ನಾನೆನು ಯೆನ್ನೆ ಒಡಿಯೊಡಿಲ್ಲ".



"ಸರಿ, ಮಟ್ಟೆ ನೀನ್ನ ಮಟ್ಟೆ ನೆನ್ನ ಹುಡುಗಿಯ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ನಾನು ಟುಮ್ಬನೆ ಕೆಲ್ಟ ಎಡ್ಡಿನಿ"



ನನ್ಗೆ ಟುಮ್ಬನೆ ಶೊcಕ್ ಆಇಟು, ಮುಕಡಲ್ಲಿ ಬೆವರು ಸ್ಟರ್ಟ್ ಆಇಟು. ಎವನೆನು ನನ್ನ ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಸನ್ಗೀತ ನ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಮತಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡನ... "ಹೆಯ್ ಎನ್ಹೆಲ್ತ ಎಡಿಯ?"



"ನೀನು ಅವಲನ್ನ ಒಪ್ಕಲೊ, ಗೂಡ್ ಒಪ್ಪೊರ್ಟುನಿಟ್ಯ್, ಶೆ ಇಸ್ ರಿಚ್ ಅನ್ಡ್ ಶೆ ಇಸ್ ಬೆಔಟಿೞುಲ್".



"ಒಹ್, ನೀನು ಅನ್ಜಲಿ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಮತಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡಿಯ?"



"ಹ್ಮ್ಮ್" ಅನ್ತ ಟಲೆ ಅಲ್ಲಡಿಸಿಡ.



"ಬೆಡ ಕನಪ್ಪ, ಶೆ ಇಸ್ ನೊಟ್ ಮ್ಯ್ ಕಿನ್ಡ ಗಿರ್ಲ್"



"ಸರಿ ಮಟ್ಟೆ, ಬೆರೆ ಯಾರು" ಯೊಚನೆ ಮಡ್ಲು ಸ್ಟರ್ಟ್ ಮಡಿಡ. "ಆತರ ಯರು ಎಲ್ಲಪ್ಪ" ಅನ್ಡೆ.



"Sಅರಿ, ಎಗ ನಾನು ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊಗ್ಟಿನಿ. ಈ ವಿಲ್ಲ್ cಅಟ್ಚ್ ಉ ಲಟೆರ್. ಆಆಗ ಎಡರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಮತಡೊನ".



ಣನ್ತರ ನಾನು ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊರಟೆ. ಮನೆಲಿ ಅಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ರು. ಅಪ್ಪ ಪುಜೆ ಮಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ರು. ನಾನು cಒಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ಬೂಕ್ಸ್ ನ ಮನೆಲಿ ಎಟ್ಟು, "ಅಮ್ಮ, ನಾನು ಗಿರಿ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊಗಿ ಬರ್ಟೆನೆ"



"ಯಕೊ, ಅಜಯ್"



"ಎಲ್ಲ ಅಮ್ಮ, ಟುಮ್ಬನೆ ಬೊರೆ ಆಗ್ತ ಎಡೆ ಅಡ್ಕೆ"



"ಸರಿ ಆಇತು, ಆಡ್ರೆ ಬೆಗ ಬಡ್ಬಿಡು"



"ಆಇತಮ್ಮ"..



Gಇರಿ ಮನೆ ಕಡೆ ಹೊರಟೆ...ಹೊಗ್ತ ಹೊಗ್ತ ಸನ್ಗೀತ-ಲ ಮನೆ ಸಿಕ್ಟು. Sಅನ್ಗಿತಲ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊಡೆ...ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಅವಲ ಮಮ ಕೊತಿಡ್ರು. ನಾನು ಸನ್ಗೀತ ಅನ್ತ ಕೊಗಿಡೆ.



"ಹಿ ಅಜಯ್, ಯೆನ್ ವಿಶ್ಯ ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ ತನ್ಕ ಬನ್ಡಿಡ್ಡಿಯ?"



"ಯೆನು ಎಲ್ಲ, ನೀನು ನೆನ್ನ ಮಮ್ ನವರನ್ನ ತೊರಿಸ್ಟೆನೆ ಅನ್ತ ಹೆಲಿಡ್ಡೆ, ಅಡ್ಕೆ ಬನ್ಡೆ"



"ಅವರೆ ನಾಮ್ಮ ಮಮ..."



ಅವಲ ಮಮ " ಹಿ ಅಜಯ್, ಸನ್ಗೀತ ನೆನ್ನ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಟುಮ್ಬನೆ ಹೆಲ್ತ ಎರ್ತಲೆ"..



ಅವಲ ಮಮ ನೊಡೊಡಿಕ್ಕೆ ತುಮ್ಬನೆ ಹನ್ಡ್ಸೊಮೆ ಅಮಟ್ಟೆ ಸ್ಮರ್ಟ್ ಆಗಿಡ್ರು....ನಾನು ಅವರನ್ನು, "ನೆಮ್ಡು ಮಡುವೆ ಆಇತ" ಕೆಲಿಡೆ.



"ಒಹ್, ಆಗಿಡೆ" ನಾನು ವcಅಟಿಒನ್ ಎಟ್ಟಲ ಅಡ್ಕೆ ಬನ್ಡೆ" ಅನ್ಡ್ರು...ಎಗ ಎನೊ ಸಮದನ. ಸನ್ಗೀತ ನನ್ನ ಡೆಟ್ಟಿಸೆ ನೊಡ ತೊಡಗಿಡಲು. ನನ್ಗೆ ಆಗ ಅನ್ನಿಸಿಟು ಈ ತರಹಡ qಉಎಸ್ಟಿಒನ್ ಕೆಲಬರಡಿಟ್ಟು.



"ಸರಿ ನಾನು ಹಗೆ ವಲ್ಕಿನ್ಗ್ ಊಗಿ ಬರುವೆ" ಮಾಮ ಅನ್ಡ್ರು.



ಈಗ ಸನ್ಗೀತನ ಮನೆಲಿ ನಾನು ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಸನ್ಗೀತ್. "ಹೆಯ್ ನೀನು ಆತರ ಕೆಲ ಬರಡಿಟ್ಟು" ಸನ್ಗಿಟ ಹೆಲಿಡಲು.



"ಈ ಅಮ್ ಸೊರ್ರ್ಯ್, ನಾನು ಇನ್ಟೆನ್ಟಿಒನಲ್ಲ್ಯ್ ಕೆಲಲಿಲ್ಲ".



"ನನ್ಗೆ ಗೊಟ್ಟು ನೀನು ನನ್ನ ಎಸ್ಟ ಪಡ್ತಿಯ, ಅಡ್ಕೆ ಆತರ ಕೆಲ್ಡೆ, ಅಲ್ವ?"



ನನ್ಗೆ ಶೊcಕ್ ಆಇಟು ಎವಲಿಗೆ ಹೆಗೆ ತಿಲಿಟು ಎಡೆಲ್ಲ?. "ಎಲ್ಲ, ನಾನು ಸುಮ್ಮ್ನೆ ಕೆಲ್ಡೆ ಅಸ್ಟೆ ಅನ್ಡೆ".



"ಹಗಡ್ರೆ ನೀನ್ಗೆ ನಾನು ಎಸ್ಟ ಎಲ್ಲವ?"



"ನಾನು ಯವಗ ಹಾಗೆ ಅನ್ಡೆ?"



"ಮಟ್ಟೆ," ಅನ್ತ ನನ್ನ ಹಟ್ಟಿರ ಬನ್ಡ್ಲು. ನಾನು ಅವಲನ್ನೆ ನೊಡ ತೊಡಗಿಡೆ, ಅವಲು ನನ್ನನ್ನು ಟಬ್ಬಿಕೊನ್ಡ್ಲು. ನಾನು ಡೊರತಲ್ಲಲು ಟ್ರ್ಯ್ ಮಡ್-ಡೆ...ಆಡೆರ್ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಸಮಯಡ ನತರ ನನ್ಗೆ ಚೆನ್ನಗಿಡೆ ಅನ್ನಿಸಿಟ್ಟು, ಅಡ್ಕೆ ನಾನು ಬೆಡಿಸಿಕೊಲ್ಲೊಡಕ್ಕೆ ಹೊಗಲಿಲ್ಲ.



"ಹೆಯ್ ಸನ್ಗೀತ ನಾನು ನೆಜವಗ್ಲು ನೆನ್ನ ಲೊವೆ ಮಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡಿನಿ" ಅನ್ಡೆ.



"ನನ್ಗೆ ಗೊಟ್ಟು ಕನೊ" ಅನ್ಟ ಕಿಸ್ಸ್ ಕೊಟ್ಲ...ನನ್ಗೆ ಶೊcಕ್ ಆಇತು ಸನ್ಗೀತ ಹೆಗೆಲ್ಲ ಮಡ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡಲ?



ಸರಿ ಈಗ ನೊಡು ನಾವಿಬ್ರು ಚೆನ್ನಗಿ ಊಡಿ, ಕೆಲಸ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿಡ ಮೆಲೆ, ಮಡುವೆ. ಅಲ್ಲಿಯವರೆಗೆ ಈ ವಿಶ್ಯ ನಬ್ಬಿರ ಹಟ್ಟಿರವೆ ಎರಬೆಕು.



ಅಸ್ಟರಲ್ಲಿ, ಸನ್ಗೀತಲ ಮಮ, "ಆಡ್ರೆ ಈ ವಿಶ್ಯ ನಗು ಗೊಟೈಟಲ್ಲ"...ನವಿಬ್ರು ಬಗಿಲ ಕಡೆ ನೂಡಿಡೆವು. ಮಮ್ ನಗ್ತ ನೆನ್ತಿಡ್ರು.



"ಯೆನು ಭಯ ಪಡಬೆಡಿ, ನಾನು ಯರಿಗು ಹೆಲೊಡಿಲ್ಲ, ಅನ್ಯ್ವಯ್ ಈಗ ನೀವು ಚೆನ್ನಗಿ ಒಡಿ".



ನಾನು ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊಡೆ....ಹೆಗೆ ನಲೆ ಐಟು, cಒಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ಹೊರಟೆ. ಆಡ್ರೆ ಈಡಿನ cಒಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ಗೆ ಸನ್ಗೀತ ಬಡಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಹೆಗೆ ಒನ್ಡು ವರ ಕಲೆಯಿಟು ಸನ್ಗೀತ cಒಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ಗೆ ಬರಲೆ ಎಲ್ಲ.



ನಾನು ಸನ್ಗೀತನ ಅನ್ನನ ಮೀಟ್ ಮಡ್-ಡೆ, ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಸನ್ಗೀತನ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಕೆಲಿಡೆ. ಅವನು ಅಲತೊಡಗಿಡ. "ಯಕೊ ಧಿನೆಶ್ ಎನೈತೊ"



"ಸನ್ಗೀತ ಹೊಗಿಬಿಟ್ಲೊ, ನಮ್ಮೆಲರನು ಬೆಟ್ಟು ಹೊಗಿಬಿಟ್ಲೊ" ಅನ್ಡ...



ನನ್ಗೆ ಕನ್ನಿರು ತಡಯೊಕೆ ಆಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ "ಹೆಯ್ ಎನ್ಹೆಲ್ತ ಎಡ್ಡಿಯ?"...



"ಹೌಡು ಅಜಯ, ಶೆ ಇಸ್ ನೊ ಮೊರೆ" ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಅಲತೊಡಗಿಡ.



ಅವನ ಹಟ್ಟಿರ ಒನ್ಡು ಡೈರ್ಯ್ ಎಟ್ಟು, ಅಡನ್ನ ನೂಡಿಡೆ...ಅಡ್ರಲ್ಲಿ, ಹೀಗೆ ಬರೆಡಿಟ್ಟು



"ಹಿ ಅಜಯ್, ಎಡು ನಾನು ಬರಿತಿರೊ ಕೊನಯ ಪಟ್ರ, ನಾನಗೆ ಹಪಟಿಟುಸ್-ಭ್ ಎಡೆ ಅನ್ತ ಗೊಟ್ಟಿಟು, ಆಡ್ರೆ ನೆನ್ನ ಹಟ್ಟಿರ ಹೆಲಲು ಮನಸ್ಸು ಬರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ನಾನು ಒನ್ಡು ಡಿನ cಒಲ್ಲೆಗೆ ನೆನ್ಡ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬನ್ಡಗ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಜ್ವರ ಬನ್ತು, ಅಡನ್ನ ಟೊರಿಸಲು, ಡೊcಟೊರ್ ಹಟ್ಟಿರ ಹೊಗಿಡ್ಡೆ. ಅವರು ಜ್ವರ ತನೆ ಅನ್ತ cಒಲ್ಪೊಲ್ ಕೊಟ್ರು. ಆಡ್ರೆ ಆ ಜ್ವರ ನೆಲ್ಲಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಅಡ್ಕೆ ನಾನು ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಹೊಸ್ಪಿಟಲ್ ಗೆ ಹೊಡೆ. ಅವರು ಎಲ್ಲ ಟೆಸ್ಟ್ ಮಡಿಡ್ರು. ಆಮೆಲೆ ಗೊಇಟೈಟು ನನ್ಗೆ ಹಪಟಿಟುಸ್-ಭ್ ಅನ್ತ.



ಣನ್ನ ಮಮ ನು ನನ್ನ ನೊಡೊಕೆ ಬನ್ಡಿಡ್ಡು. ಆಡ್ರೆ ನೀನ್ಗೆ ಮಟ್ರ ಯರು ಯೆನನ್ನು ಹೆಲಬಾರ್ಡು ಅನ್ತ ಪ್ರೊಮಿಸೆ ಮಡ್ಸಿಕೊನ್ಡಿಡ್ಡೆ.



ಬೆಜರೊ ಮಡ್ಕೊ ಬೆಡ ಕನೊ. ಎವೆತಲ್ಲ ನಲೆ ಯೆಲ್ಲರು ಹೊಗೊಡೆ ಅಲ್ವ. ನಗ್ತ ನಗ್ತ ಕಲಿಸಿ ಕೊಡಬೆಕು ಕನೊ. ಮೊಡಮೊಡಲು ನಾನು ಬೆಜರು ಮಡ್ಕೊನ್ಡೆ. ಧೆವರ ಮೆಲು ಸಿಟ್ಟು ಬನ್ತು. ಆಡ್ರೆ ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಯೊಚನೆ ಮಡ್-ಡೆ. ಈ ದೆಹ ಶಸ್ವತ ಅಲ್ಲ.



ನೀನು ನನ್ನ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಜಸ್ತಿ ಯೊಚನೆ ಮಡ್ಬೆಡ. ನಾನು ಮೊನ್ಡಿನ ಜನ್ಮಡಲ್ಲಡ್ರು ನೀನ ಮಗು ಆಗಿ ಬರ್ತಿನ್ಕ್. ಯವಗಲು ನೆನ್ನ ಹಟ್ಟಿರನೆ ಎರುವೆ.



ಆಡ್ರೆ ನಾನು ಒನ್ಡು ಮಟ್ರ ಹೆಲುವೆ, ನಾನು ನೆನ್ನ ಟುಮ್ಬನೆ ಪ್ರಿಟಿಸುಟ್ಟೆಡ್ಡೆ. ಅಡ್ಕೆ ನೀನು ನನ್ನ ಒನ್ಡು ಮಟು ನೆಡೆಸಿ ಕೊಡಬೆಕು. ನೀನು ನನ್ಗೊಸ್ಕರ ಆಡ್ರು ಒನೆ ಮಡುವೆ ಅಗೊ. ಪ್ಲೆಅಸೆ...



ನನುಡು ಒನ್ಡು ಸುಗ್ಗೆಟಿಒನ್ ನೀನು ಯಕೆ ನಮ್ಮ cಲಸ್ಸ್ ನ ಅಜಲಿ ನ ಮಡುವೆ ಮಡ್ಕೊ ಬರ್ಡು? ಈ ತಿನ್ಕ್ ಉ ಬೊತ್ ಲೂಕ್ ನಿcಎ cಒಉಪ್ಲೆ. ಅನ್ಯ್ವಯ್ ಅವಲು ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಹುಡುಗಟ ತನ ಎಡೆ ಹೊರೆತು, ಶೆ ಇಸ್ ಗೂಡ್.



ಸರಿ ಈಗ ನೆನ್ನು ಮಡುವೆ ಆಡಮೆಲೆ, ನೆನ್ನ ಮಗಲ ಹೆಸರೆನು ಎಡ್ತಿಯ...ಹ್ಮ್ಮ್ ನನ್ಗೆ ಗೊಟ್ಟು, ಸನ್ಗೀತ ಅನ್ತ ತನೆ. ಆಡು ಬೆರೆ ಯರು ಎಲ್ಲ ನಾನೆ ಆಗಿರುವೆ.



ಸರಿ ಮಟ್ಟೆ, ನನ್ಗೆ ಗೊಟ್ಟು ನೆನ್ಗೆ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಡಿನಡ ಮಟ್ಟಿಗೆ ನನ್ನ ನೆನಪಿರುಟ್ಟೆ. Pಲೆಅಸೆ ಕನೊ ನೀನು ನನಗೊಸ್ಕರ ಅಲಬೆಡ ಕನೊ..ಪ್ಲೆಅಸೆ ಪ್ಲೆಅಸೆ.



ಅನ್ಯ್ವಯ್ ನಾನು ಬರ್ತಿನಿ...ಎಲ್ಲೆ ಯಮರಯ ಕೈತ ನೆನ್ತಿಡ್ಡನೆ.



ಎನ್ತಿ ನೆನ್ನ ಪ್ರಿತಿಯ



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ಎಡನ್ನೌ ಒಡಿ ನನ್ಗೆ ಆಕಶನೆ ತಲೆ ಮೆಲೆ ಬೆಡ್ಡನ್ತೈಟು.



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ಥ್ರೀ ಯೆಅರ್ಸ್ ಲಟೆರ್



ಎಗ ನಗೆ ಎಬ್ರು ಮಕ್ಲು....ಒನ್ಡು ಗನ್ಡು ಹೆಸರು ಅಮಿಟ್. ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಒನ್ಡು ಹೆನ್ನು ಹೆಸರು ಗುಎಸ್ಸ್ ಮಡಿ....cಒರ್ರೆcಟ್ ಸನ್ಗೀತ.



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Medical Certificate

Medical Certificate

Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. Which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-
Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic

The Wishing Well

On top of a hill overlooking a babbling brook stood a dilapidated stone well. The wooden frame which had once been used to raise water was broken and a discarded bucket sat on the ground nearby. The only thing that made this old well special was a small tarnished plaque that carried a three word inscription which read 'The Wishing Well'.

One morning a young man named Richard came upon the well and read the small plaque. Richard was a cynical young man and he scoffed at the idea of a wishing well. However, he was also very greedy so he closed his eyes and wished for a large pot of gold…just in case. He opened his eyes and looked around but nothing had changed.

As he prepared to leave, Richard happened to glance down into the well and to his amazement he saw a huge pot of gold floating at the bottom of the well. He immediately tried to reach down into the well but he could not reach the gold. Next he tried to use a piece of wood to retrieve the gold but again he had no luck. After many frustrating attempts, Richard finally gave up. He cursed the wishing well and walked away. Instantly the pot of gold disappeared.

The following day a young man named William came across the well and he too read the small plaque that identified it as 'The Wishing Well'. What William wanted more than anything else that morning was an engagement ring so that he could propose to his sweetheart Rebecca. He closed his eyes and made his wish. At first he saw nothing, but then as he glanced down into the well he saw the most beautiful diamond ring floating in an ebony box at the bottom of the well. Like Richard, William first tried to reach down into the well and then tried to use a nearby piece of wood - all to no avail.

After a great deal of frustration, he sat back and reviewed his situation. Then suddenly, in a flash of inspiration he knew what he had to do. He picked up the old bucket and walked down to the babbling brook at the base of the hill. After filling the bucket with water, he walked back up the hill and poured the water into the well. To his delight, he noticed that the level of the water in the well rose ever so slightly.

With a hint of success to spur him on, William began transferring bucket loads of water from the brook to the well. He worked steadily all day carrying buckets of water up to the wishing well. With each bucket of water he poured into the well, the ring floated closer to the surface. Finally as the sun was beginning to set, William poured in another bucket of water and the ring came within his reach. He grasped the stunning diamond ring and with a spring in his step he set off to propose to his Rebecca.

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The best part about this story is that the Wishing Well really does exist and is available to each and every one of us. Whenever you set a goal, your objective instantly becomes a 'possibility'. It is as though it appears in the bottom of the wishing well. You can see it, but it is beyond your reach. Many people like Richard look for a quick and easy way to reach their goal but they inevitably get frustrated and walk away.

Those who achieve true success understand how life's Wishing Well works. Like William, they recognise that they must put in the time and effort to fill their well before they can collect their prize.

Today I'd like to encourage you to decide what you really want from life's wishing well and commit yourself to the process of filling your well in order to transform your dreams into reality.

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.......

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,"A Troubled User"

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING :DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck, Tech Support ...

Team Work

Jokes from Shaadi.com .. Can't stop Laughing !!!

- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated familyshe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. shemay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should haveone brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam agood guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.(Any takers again?)

Two ghosts met

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.
1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!

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Picture of the year!!!!!!!!!

WRONG NUMBER

Below Article I got from mail...Nice one

It was the day of my son's XII results and I was so
tensed. I sat beside him while he logged on the
website with his registration no. "Ma", he screamed in
excitement," I scored 1191, with centum in 4 subjects.
I cant believe it. " I kinda became numb in my

excitement. My eyes became wet. I kissed him on his
forehead and smiled.

Soon we realized that he stood first in the state. Oh,
my joy knew no bounds when Reporters and media persons
soon swamped my house for interviews and photos. I was
so honored to join him in the snaps.

I wanted to call my "wrong-number-friend to tell him
the news......I was so excited. He was someone whom I
have known for more than 20 years.

I still do not remember when we became friends, but
certainly cannot forget the first day he called me
when I blasted him for giving me so many wrong
calls.....after that he had called up a week later
asking apology, for he had now got the right no of his
friend whom he wanted to talk to .We spoke for an hour
that day...even without knowing each other's names.
Though he kept pestering me to reveal my name I never
did and so he kept a name...Sweety. I used to get so
shy whenever he called me 'Sweety'. I was doing first
year of BSc. Maths then, and he was a Computer
Engineering student.

From then he used to call me very often . We almost
discussed everything ..

By the final year of my college, we probably we were
in love, but I had been cautious. I was in a dilemma
whether to tell him. But what if he was of a different
religion? Do I have the courage to talk to my parents
about it? ........all these questions ran through my
mind.

I decided I'll not talk to him thereafter. When he
called next time I lied to him I that I was going to
Delhi for my post graduation. He gave me his office
number and asked me to ring him up once I reach there.
I never called .......

A couple of months later my marriage got fixed with a
guy of my parent's choice. I was not happy but I did
not complain; rather accepted it as an obedient
daughter. At times I felt I missed my wrong- number-
friend.......

My hubby was a moody person; I have hardly spent any
good time with him- but he was genuine indeed and
never bothered my personal space. After 2 years we had
a boy...Yet,I was not very happy with my married
life...One day I happened to browse through my diary
and found I still had my old friend's office phone no
that he had given me. I dialed it and spoke with him.
He said he was married and got a kid too. I was happy
for him though in the bottom of the heart I felt bad
that I could not marry him.

From then I used to occasionally call him on that
number. I never gave him mine as I felt that would put
me in trouble... And till today I almost shared
everything with him including my relationship with my
hubby.....today I was so happy and I wanted to call
him.

Just then I got a call. "Your husband met with an
accident and died on the spot"

I banged the phone down. I broke. I did not call my
friend.....I somehow started feeling guilty. I have
never tried to talk to him properly when he was alive
or moved close with him.... I felt I had been a bad
wife........

A couple of years passed and one day my son brought
home a Bengali girl and said they wanted to get
married. I got them married as I did not want my son
to go through what I did.

I decided to give my son his father's room and started
clearing it. There was a phone book. I gently opened
it to find,













"Wrong no Sweety -26579785" !!!!!







God always puts the right numbers together. Its we who interpret it wrong!!!!!

All IT ppl should read this...

This article I got it from mail....Please take a look.....

In the wake of two shocking incidents that took place in Bangalore and Hyderabad, couples committing suicide because of *extra-marital affairs* with their colleagues, I just thought of writing a small article on how to avoid such incidents. This is really a serious matter and if not dealt on at an early stage could lead to such incidents in our personal life too. I have done research on human behavior and psychology and am trying to put-in some text which may (or may not) be helpful to you. Never-the-less I feel it's worth knowing such things and if possible every individual can make a conscious effort to more or less follow the same.

Some people don't take advice but taking good advice may do you no harm. Thos who are not married this is the best article as before starting a new relationship if you are ready for it, will only help you to lead a happy life.

Read on..
We *spend 40/45/50/60 hours a week* with our colleagues. This is the most we spend with any members of our family. So it's obvious they are an integral part of our life. Good, understood. But an important point to remember is colleagues are colleagues and not friends and if you think they are friends then you are highly mistaken. Imagine working together for 9 hours a day together and then returning home and continuing to talk with your colleague on phone. This is what happened with that Infosys guy who could not stand this behavior of his wife and killed her and committed suicide. Which husband would like his wife talking on phone with her colleague and that too male counterpart? Or which wife will like her husband doing the same? Just keep yourself in that situation and see. Anger will creep in within you.
So whatever gossip or topic you want to discuss with your colleagues do it during office hours and once you are out of office forget about your work and your colleagues *unless it's official matter*.

Just check this unnecessary talk…
A guy and her colleague walking out of office at 6.30p.m. At 7.30 or 8.00 the guy calls that female,
Guy: Hi, how are you? Where have you reached? (Don't you know how she is and where she must be at this time)
Lady: I am fine. Reached home.
Guy: What are you cooking today?
Lady: So and so (Now here the lady knows that the guy has called to flirt with her and the call is unnecessary. It's the duty of the female to say something to avoid that guy. If she doesn't at this stage then this call will be going for another 30-45 mins and questions like 'When will you be taking bath? What time you will sleep? What will you bring for me for breakfast for tomorrow will creep in?' and imagine the state of the family members of that lady at this point.
They expect the lady to come and talk with them for sometime but here this lady is enjoying a talk with the guy with whom she has been working since morning. *No wonder such people will have a horrendous married life*.

A simple thing to think about. Say you are not married. You go to office and come back say at 6.00 in the evening. You have so much of time left. Can't you read some books and increase your knowledge rather than spending one-two hours on mobile. Girls can start experimenting with new dishes. Main thing to understand is such gossiping on calls becomes on habit and bad habits die-hard. You will be addicted to talking and this can be bad as time goes on. One you start working you have to come out of college life. In college you could enjoy, flirt, do anything you wanted. But *this is real life*. Be responsible or else you will be responsible for your terrible life and the life if your husband/wife.
*Any person no matter who he/she is would never like his/her wife/husband having such relationship with her/his colleagues**. **
**
Last year 90% of divorce happened because of Extra-Marital Affairs* and in *that 80% because of relationships with colleagues*. And we would not like this to happen with us. So start from now.
Guys see to it that you don't put an habit of calling you female-colleagues after office hours or on weekends or holidays, *even if they provoke you or give missed calls*. Let them spend time with their family members or other friends. You also do the same. Good girls don't give missed calls. And girls who give I need not say what kind of girls they are. Stay away from them. You can talk as much as you want in office. And gals, if any guy calls you then it's not bad to say *'No, Let's talk in office' or 'I am busy, talk with you tomorrow'* to that guy. Do it twice and they will automatically stop calling. Guys have this habit of flirting and you allowing them to flirt will only help them do more. *Relationships can always be maintained in right manner*. *Never succumb to emotional pressure* like 'You don't want to talk with me or what' or 'You can call him but you can't call me' or 'You talk for so and so time with her but with me only this much'. Some people fall for this because they don't want to lose a friend. Again I say *colleague is not a friend*. They are just here to work and keep on moving in their life. They go to other company, go for growth and so on. They will not wait for you in the same office to be with you forever. So *don't be emotionally attached with your colleagues*. *They are competitors and always on their toes to show you down in front of seniors and managers. You may not realize now but this is a fact, be ready for it*.
Imagine a girl getting married and someone says to her to be husband, that guy over there is the one who regularly calls your wife or your wife gives missed calls or calls that guy. Always this thing will remain on the back of his mind. Similarly someone tells the bride that your groom always keeps calling that girl or vice-versa…. Imagine yourself at that place. *Situations arise because we allow them to. No one can lead ideal life but we can always make an sincere effort to lead one**.*

Another note to be taken about: (strictly male to female and female to male contexts)
If your colleague calls you. Just check out whether if he calls others also. If he doesn't then find out why? *No guy will call other girl if he is not interested in that girl*. In a group there can be five females but it's not necessary that a guy calls all five. He will only call the one on whom he is interested.
Similarly, a girl will not give missed call to everyone. If she gives then she must be really lonely. Stay away from them or you will be caught in their loving talk. Guys normally fall for girls because of their beauty or their talk. So if a guy colleague comes to you and proposes you then it's not his mistake completely, it's more of yours because *you were the one who used to give him that space*.
Also you become a *topic of gossip among your fellow colleagues* if they come to know that one of their colleague is calling you and not calling others. And there is *nothing more dangerous than office gossip*. It can cost you your job and just remember *how easily you got this job*.

So please keep your office and it's people at office and lead a normal happy life. For your good and for the good of your spouse. Send it to your colleagues, friends, relatives, parents and everyone and avoid incidents like the one mentioned at the beginning of this article. If you feel anyone is doing anything mentioned above then just go and tell him/her. You will be helping someone in their life.

Design

We started designing our Automation framework for our next project, basically all frameworks has an input data which drives and passed to an Automation tool. Tool is going to handle the operation on software based on the data which is coming in.

As our old framework works based the above logic, we decided to change the data handling part, in this new approach we are writing all commands out side the automation tool, so it is possible to change the execution flow at run time...

There come Design meetings and also decision making events. We had an around 5 Design meetings just to decide whether we needs to have Text file or excel or XML or any other file as input to our scripts (Where we are going to specify all the commands). I just exhausted because of these meetings, if 10 people present in the meeting, every one is going to give different suggestions to handle the case. I think this happens because of ego..

Each one think that they are great and finally they want us to write code based on their suggestions...

Do you have answer for this?

Automation Studio

Before writing anything here, I wants to introduce my self. I am anil kumar working as Software Test Engineer, for one of the semiconductor based company.

As I am working on Automation Testing. I thought of creating an plateform, which should have capability to convert Test cases to automation tool recognizable scripting language. So it should compile test cases (i.e., Grammer checking) after that it should test our software.

Pros
1. With this it is not required to code again and again.
2. If any new features are coming in, we can just needs to add that test case in common repository.

So to achive this, we have created our own syntax or commands. Using which any one can convert manual test cases, and write into an Excel. So our Automation Studio is going to read all the test cases from Excel and start compiling the test cases (basically, it is going to check any error in test cases).
Next step is to start executing the test cases on our software , Error will be logged into log file.

Design

I think this is the most important part in this article. we have designed in such generic way so that Automation Studio is going to work for any software in OS. Basically this design is ment for Rational Robot tool. I think we can use same desing and implement in other tool also.

Based on the below logic I designed our Automation Studio:
If you wants to do an operation on any object, first we need to know,
1. what operation we are going do on the object,
2. What object
3. What optional value.

So to do an operation we need following values :
1. Object (For Example : ComboBox)
2. Object Name (For Example : ID = 203)
3. Object Operation (For Example : Select)
4. Object Value (For Example : High)

So our commnd for Rational Robot look like :

Window Setcontest, "XYZ"
ComboBox click, "ID=203",Coord="
ComboListBox Select, "High"

So our command in excel looks like:

W:XYZ+Obj:ComboBox+ObjName:203+ObjOp:Select+ObjValue:High

Flow:

Automation studio reads these command from Excel , compile the code based on some rules, which are already stored in some config files. After all this, if compilation is passing. Then it is going to execute the test case.

Your Questions :

1. How it is different from recording Script?

Actually, all the rules and set of objects name or ID is already stoed in config file. so automation studio compare the values of commands in excel and these config file while in compiling commands.

Once if we input all the objects and its ID in config, we just need to write commands in Excel not necessary to record or write in Rational robot editor. We just need to write in Excel. Which is an easy job.

I can not put design flow and also design achitecture here.

-Have a gr8 day...